Decapitated Dalek's Diary

Dalek+Kylie=Supreme Being

decapitateddalek — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:44:21 +0000

Gratuitous shot of the pop diva with the luckiest Dalek alive…. Bet he hasn’t washed since this shot.

Phoarhh out of five

decapitateddalek — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:43:57 +0000

You might try and keep your identity a secret Dalek but your assets (and ability to pull such shapes) will have you tracked down in no time for our breeding program.

Upclose with Tutankhamun

decapitateddalek — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:44:26 +0000

Cheers to anonymous Dalek for this shot alongside Tutankhamun, not the real one, well at least we don’t think so, who can be sure, this corpse case seems to be everywhere these days. Ah what we would give for just one morse code knock from inside to scare the beejesus out of one of those pesky archaeologists that keep moving the poor bird about.

Raw Fish Feed

decapitateddalek — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:49:49 +0000

We’ve just heard of an unknown Dale character who has taken to one of your earthling dishes called Sushi. Far from being down mouthed that our brethren have taken on board another human like habit we are delighted to know this strange food can be consumed by our race.

Dalek find the Dome

decapitateddalek — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:43:13 +0000

Thanks to Darren for this photo of himself at that once white elephant they now call the Dome.An upside down dogs dish of gigantic proportions to some but a mighty fine specimen of an interstellar craft perhaps to others. Darren tells us the queue for Usher tickets was quite epic and it is best to book online for tickets. Our first Dalek ticket tipster

Mr and Mrs Dalek

decapitateddalek — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:16:15 +0000

Once a blissfully happy couple the arrival of Dalek Jnr looks to have taken its toll on the newly wedded pair, once described by Ex-Ter-Min-Ate magazine as the Brad and Jolie of Dalek land. Can the marriage be saved? Its less likely if she gets to see this video!

Another Dalek Diva

decapitateddalek — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:36:06 +0000

Taking in some rays and having a tipple, the fairer Dalek sex knows how to have fun in the sun. Sunbathing is of course not advised as this could effect our circuits, and anyway we’re a decent bronze effect already.

Dishy Dalek Spotted

decapitateddalek — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:04:20 +0000

Thanks “anonymous” for sending in this image of yourself down by the beach but we BEG you to supply us with full contact details as we are interested in interviewing you with regard to a specific position we have here at HQ. Although decapitated numbers seem to be growing at a healthy rate our aim is to populate much quicker and you look like an ideal candidate. Even if you do not fancy this idea then drop me a line anyhow for dinner, scintillating conversation, humour, the company of a very attractive Dalek and as they say on some websites “maybe more”

Coastal Areas being populated

decapitateddalek — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:24:36 +0000

Thank you friends for sending in your pictures, Dalek Dennis is first for his 15 minutes of fame. Arriving on shore after an epic journey across the ocean… so he says!

Dennis Dalek gets his Ideal job

decapitateddalek — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:38:17 +0000

The first among us to get himself a job, behind a bar no less, passed the interview with flying colours and looking forward to a busy Thursday night ahead. Come ye one and all-life forms and enjoy the pulling of a pint from one who is quite frankly pretty poor at it. As for cocktails, DON’T even ask!